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'The Funniest Farce Ever Written!' - Evening Standard
SARDINES!
Michael Frayn's enduring comedy will have you laughing from start to finish! In a provincial English town, a theatre troupe rehearses a touring production of the comedy, Nothing On. Unfortunately, almost nothing is going right – the cast can’t remember their lines, they mix up their blocking, misplace props, and they’ve lost sight of why they’re acting! Even the director is certain that the show will be a disaster. Somehow the cast pulls through, but by mid-tour the drama has moved backstage, as cast and crews’ personal lives start to mirror the insanity in the play, with relationship dalliances, jealousies, and chaos reigning overall. By closing night, the play is in complete shambles both onstage and off, with open “warfare” occurring among cast members and everyone simply trying to survive until the final curtain.

Three performances!
February 27, 2026 @7pm
February 28, 2026 @7pm
March 1, 2026 @2pm

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Online tickets:
Adult: $13
Student/Senior/SLCS Staff: $11
CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE ONLINE TICKETS
ON SALE TO THE PUBLIC 2/7/26

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Adult: $15
Student/Senior/SLCS Staff: $13
All tickets are reserved seating. Doors will open 30 minutes before curtain/start time. There will be two 10 minute intermissions.​

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  • 2025-2026 Season
    • 2025 Fall Bash
    • Hadestown >
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      • NO Cast/Crew
      • Bad Auditions
    • Spring Movie Night
    • Beetlejuice >
      • Beetlejuice Cast/Crew
    • 2026 Theatre Gala
  • TICKETS
  • AUDITIONS
  • THESPIAN BOARD
    • Meet the Board
    • ITS Points & Info
    • Board Info & Docs
  • POPS
    • Get Involved
    • POPS Board
  • Stage Struck PODCAST
  • ADVERTISE
  • About Us
    • Donate
    • FAQs
    • Past Shows >
      • Miscast Cabaret
      • All Shook Up
      • Clue
      • Oliver!
      • Shakespeare Goes Wrong
      • Totally 80s
      • Moon Over Buffalo
      • Cinderella
      • Harvey
      • Little Shop of Horrors
      • Our Town
      • Nice Work If You Can Get It
      • Electra
      • Addams Family
      • Lend Me a Tenor
      • How to Succeed In Business
      • Night Watch
      • Pirates of Penzance
      • The Servant of Two Masters
      • Anything Goes
      • Present Laughter
    • Arts at SLHS/Partners
  • Contact Us